I have never used these "blogs" before, so might as well make use of it before I gain disinterest. Hence, I shall write of a semi-personal situation to start it off, I suppose.

I cannot believe Kisame dragged me out to some insipid, seedy bar over the weekend so he could pick up women.

What annoys me the most is on how he is infuriated with me when the women paid more attention to me than on himself.

I told him repeatedly that the female sex is... unusual, yet he secretly obsesses with them so. He is only wasting his time with such things.

[Private, semi-hackable]

Things are getting complicated, even beyond control. I do not like it.

I am in need of a fandom post, so feel free to ask me for drabble requests.

The quality of these drabbles is not guaranteed.

Oh, Sasuke.

I found such a cute little fanfiction of you and Naruto. Its about you raping him while he's trapped within a swing.

Its really hot. I came twice. ♥

Anyway, things have been quiet in the Akatsuki cave. Tobi and I made amends and played a fun round of strip poker. And I am shocked to find out that Tobi doesn't wear underwear.


So utterly disgusting. How is that even hygienic?

Its very clear that Sasuke lacks a great deal of hatred for me. I hear he has joined forces with that Voldemort person, and there is nothing remotely evil or threatening about the Harry Potter fandom. Unless one of you says a very naughty word, I might be somewhat convinced.

Oh woe.

Deidara has decided to leave our organization to join with Orochimaru. Oh Deidara, you will sorely be missed. We all pitched in to make you a fruit basket with kawaii little chocolate owls and your favorite nail polish color in it? If you want it I'll give it to you personally. ♥

And I don't check my f-list for the longest time and all I see is boring angsting and emoing. So I shall write about something fun and uplifting for all of you.

I call this.........( Sakura and his New Toy. )

The next part of this story is called, "Bitch, You're Going To Die."

I cannot believe this.....

Sir Leader deducted my pay for mouthing off to him at our meeting today.

I'm not doing this evil atmosphere just for the shits and giggles.

All of you are so boring. Oh fine, here's your silly little fandom post.

But I think you'll appreciate it muchly, since it is VERY image-heavy and has lots of pictures of me. ♥ Why don't we get the pictures of me out of the way?

( ME DOING KAWAII FACIAL EXPRESSIONS~~ )

Wasn't that awesome? I laughed, didn't you?

And here are some kawaii pictures of Sasuke and I. Why Sasuke and I? Because I felt like it.

( Onwards~ )

And that's all you get from me. Shoo. Go away~~

How adorable. Sasuke missed my online presence so much, he wishes that I make a fandom post before I get purged. How sweet of you, otouto.

Don't worry. I'll always be here to make your life a living hell. ♥

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What should my fanpost be, oh brawl fandom?

Oh, all of you are so boring. I finally get around to checking up on my friends list, and all I see is this: "Oh why did I act that way yesterday? Oh I'm so embarrassed because I gave people I care a lot about candy, hearts, and attention! I'll go cut myself!"

Shut up? Please? You all knew what you were doing so stop it.

Edit: Itachi and I are in each other's journals. So whatever is said between us please disavow it.

Oh that was rather fun. Torturing Sasuke is like being on a sweet drug~

Sorry if all of you cannot handle my evilness. Not my fault. I blame my parents and the media. Bastards.

As a matter of fact, I'll be so evil that I'll have the comments screened in this post. Oh do your best if you want to tell me off I insist. If its especially tasty, I might unscreen it. Who knows? Either way have fun.

Edit: And Sasuke? By the way I know you hate me. So stop leaving the same comment over and over again. Really now, otouto.

Aww. I missed out on the shenanigans, didn't I?

Well I don't care. I was busy with a few missions so I hope all of you suffered horribly.

And I hear Orochimaru- chan popped out a little baby? Congratulations, I'm sure you'll be a perfect little stay-at-home mommy. So Kabuto will be the bread-winner? Kabuto call me so I can give you some good job leads. You're feeding two, remember?

Oh, one other thing before I completely forget.

This is to a......Hiromi? Yes. Hiromi.

YOU WILL DIE BECAUSE YOU BROKE MY CATBOY JUTSU WITHOUT MY PERMISSION. SASUKE IS MY PROPERTY. MINE. YOU TAMPER WITH MY PROPERTY, YOU DIE.

That is all.

Sasuke. I have something very important to talk to you about.

While looking online to do some research, guess what I found.

( The most adorable cosplay picture ever. It warmed my heart a little when I saw it I swear to you. )

And Orochimaru if you want Kabuto's body you better tell me soon. He's smelling up my cave and its almost trash day.

Orochimaru, I warned you about angering me.

So for pissing me off, I killed Kabuto. When I feel like it, I'll deliver his head to you. But ask really nice and I might mail you the rest of him. And if you want revenge or something make sure you clean your emo-gina thoroughly first before doing so.

That is all. And Deidara I need to speak with you when you see this.

I had the worst day, everybody.

Kisame-san and I decided to try out this nice little restaurant today just to be spontaneous. Then this guy started to stare at me quite suggestively.........so I looked back, and he just smiled at me. I asked this man why was he looking at me like that, and he hit on me.

...........Noone calls me a bishounen and lives. So I got behind him and snapped his neck. My heterosexual life-partner Kisame nagged at me to not senselessly murder people like last time. I am sorry, but when I get hit on by men, I get violent. So now I had to deal with witnesses. So we both had to kill every single person in the restaurant. I lost count after killing that family of five.........

Anyway. It was a horrible day and I didn't even have a chance to enjoy their dango.

How amusing..........so many people dislike me and I just arrived here.

Well anyway, I suppose the great deal of you have questions, so here's a post dedicated to any that you have.

And its that shukaku's birthday. How ironic.......I killed the clan on this very same day. Good times.

To the great mass of people who added me, please defriend me. Now.

I will not even update this "journal" thing regularly to even bother to be acquainted with any of you.